Peace & love 2011-04-07 @ 12:54:51
EMO LIKE A NAZI! 2011-01-25 @ 21:49:58
http://open.spotify.com/track/1tOjT0jvSWk2lU6KJe3VBq
Här får ni en skön låt!!!
When I was a kid I wish grandpa would get of me, at least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets my clothes for me at hot topic, I dress like a nazi
I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see where the wild things are
I say words like Discombobulated
Melancholy, I look like a nazi
I am emo, i dress in girls clothes
When i'm dancing at shows
I look like a 4 y/o throwing a tantrum
Reattach my testicles
I'm in the scenes, I play bass in my band
I like cutting my wrist
I weigh 91Ibs, It's OK to cry
Most emos kiss other guys, cause emo chicks are fat
When I was a kid I wish grandpa would get of me, at least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic, I look like a nazi
I'm pissed all the time
I cant wait to see where the wild things are
I say words like discombobulated
Melancholy, I look like a nazi
I farted, oh no, I farted I farted
I'm so scene, I don't care what U think
I'm better than U, U guys R mean
Craig Owens don't leave PLZ
Srsly, I still cry 2UR 1st CD
I wish Craig Owens would rape me
But I'm not 13 & a little white girl
No one loves me in the whole wide world
I was emo when U were listening to Spice Girls, & everyone would laugh at me, So i cut myself and got HIV
But now that it's cool to be a emo faggot
I have an advantage, I speak spanish
I crashland on your mattress
Do a backflip on a pile of ashes
I knock you out with a trash lid
My fist yo ass, bout 2 have a blast, kid
When I was a kid I wish grandpa would get of me, at least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic, I dress like a nazi
I'm pissed all the time
I cant wait to see where the wild things are
I say words like discombobulated
Melancholy, I look like a nazi
Do U have any idea what it's like being ME?
I am just ONE MAN, with 2 BALLS and a weiner
U ever wonder why i wear these pants so tight? My grandmother told me one time
she said Rucka, what's the point of having balls if nobody sees them?
I'm da BEST!
When I was a kid I wish grandpa would get of me, at least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic, I dress like a nazi
I'm pissed all the time
I cant wait to see where the wild things are
I say words like discombobulated
Melancholy, I look like a nazi
I never get any friend requests
Everytime I sneeze I poop a little
Här får ni en skön låt!!!
When I was a kid I wish grandpa would get of me, at least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets my clothes for me at hot topic, I dress like a nazi
I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see where the wild things are
I say words like Discombobulated
Melancholy, I look like a nazi
I am emo, i dress in girls clothes
When i'm dancing at shows
I look like a 4 y/o throwing a tantrum
Reattach my testicles
I'm in the scenes, I play bass in my band
I like cutting my wrist
I weigh 91Ibs, It's OK to cry
Most emos kiss other guys, cause emo chicks are fat
When I was a kid I wish grandpa would get of me, at least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic, I look like a nazi
I'm pissed all the time
I cant wait to see where the wild things are
I say words like discombobulated
Melancholy, I look like a nazi
I farted, oh no, I farted I farted
I'm so scene, I don't care what U think
I'm better than U, U guys R mean
Craig Owens don't leave PLZ
Srsly, I still cry 2UR 1st CD
I wish Craig Owens would rape me
But I'm not 13 & a little white girl
No one loves me in the whole wide world
I was emo when U were listening to Spice Girls, & everyone would laugh at me, So i cut myself and got HIV
But now that it's cool to be a emo faggot
I have an advantage, I speak spanish
I crashland on your mattress
Do a backflip on a pile of ashes
I knock you out with a trash lid
My fist yo ass, bout 2 have a blast, kid
When I was a kid I wish grandpa would get of me, at least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic, I dress like a nazi
I'm pissed all the time
I cant wait to see where the wild things are
I say words like discombobulated
Melancholy, I look like a nazi
Do U have any idea what it's like being ME?
I am just ONE MAN, with 2 BALLS and a weiner
U ever wonder why i wear these pants so tight? My grandmother told me one time
she said Rucka, what's the point of having balls if nobody sees them?
I'm da BEST!
When I was a kid I wish grandpa would get of me, at least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic, I dress like a nazi
I'm pissed all the time
I cant wait to see where the wild things are
I say words like discombobulated
Melancholy, I look like a nazi
I never get any friend requests
Everytime I sneeze I poop a little
Cool guy! 2011-01-17 @ 23:53:59
Keep walking, you're cruising, cherry! cherry! Sweet Caroline!
CHERRY POPPER! 2011-01-11 @ 01:28:06
She's Nine
written by Mark Douglas and Bryan Olsen
She struts her stuff from across the room showin off those luscious legs
Wearin' that schoolgirl uniform makin all the young guys beg
I was a lonely school bus driver just working from week to week
She got on the bus and winked at me and I could hardly speak
When everyone else got off the bus she sat down next to me
She was getting so hot and bothered that was plain to see
Then grabbed ahold a my stick shift and made the engine stall
She said there's no grass on the field but we can still play ball
She's Nine and that's just Fine
Tastes so sticky sweet like unfermented wine
She's Nine and that's just fine
She knows how to use it and she's just about to lose it
Her daddy says she's too young he's always on my case
Every time I come to pick her up he shoots me with his mace
My friends have all disowned me they won't talk to me no more
They said you better watch out for Megans Law or you'll go door to door
She's Nine and that's just fine
Police are knockin on my door saying hey man that's a crime
She's Nine and that's just fine
I better get a good Lawyer or I'll be doin' time
The county judge glared down at me and said what do you have to say
I said I direct the courts attention towards exhibit A
Have you ever seen a 3rd grader with such a killer bod
Well the Judge's mouth fell open and he said Oh my god
She's Nine and that's just fine you are free to go but she's all mine
She's Nine and that's just fine she knows how to use it and she's just about to lose it
written by Mark Douglas and Bryan Olsen
She struts her stuff from across the room showin off those luscious legs
Wearin' that schoolgirl uniform makin all the young guys beg
I was a lonely school bus driver just working from week to week
She got on the bus and winked at me and I could hardly speak
When everyone else got off the bus she sat down next to me
She was getting so hot and bothered that was plain to see
Then grabbed ahold a my stick shift and made the engine stall
She said there's no grass on the field but we can still play ball
She's Nine and that's just Fine
Tastes so sticky sweet like unfermented wine
She's Nine and that's just fine
She knows how to use it and she's just about to lose it
Her daddy says she's too young he's always on my case
Every time I come to pick her up he shoots me with his mace
My friends have all disowned me they won't talk to me no more
They said you better watch out for Megans Law or you'll go door to door
She's Nine and that's just fine
Police are knockin on my door saying hey man that's a crime
She's Nine and that's just fine
I better get a good Lawyer or I'll be doin' time
The county judge glared down at me and said what do you have to say
I said I direct the courts attention towards exhibit A
Have you ever seen a 3rd grader with such a killer bod
Well the Judge's mouth fell open and he said Oh my god
She's Nine and that's just fine you are free to go but she's all mine
She's Nine and that's just fine she knows how to use it and she's just about to lose it
Key of awesome - Katy Perry 2010-12-29 @ 17:10:02
written by Mark Douglas
directed by Tom Small
LYRICS
Have you ever had an uninvited guest
Why did you wear sweatpants
The day she wore that dress
You put a book on it
Your woody wouldn't quit
Think of disgusting things
and don't encourage it
And then it starts to ache
zippers about to break
Your using every trick to try to tame your trouser snake
Listen and listen good
Don' t cover up your wood
A woody never should
Ever have to be Caged or blocked
Unlock your jock
Just let it pop Like a jack in the box
Show em that your willy works
A stiffy shouldn't have to hurt
Make em scream oh my god
As you shock em with your lightning rod
Baby let your mojo rise
It doesn't matter what the size
You don't have to feel ashamed
Like Miley it just can't be tamed
Boing boing boing
Even bigger than Boeing Boeing Boeing
Sometimes it can be annoying noying noying
But now your confidence is gro- ow-ing
Put your package on display
Even if they scream and run away
Your the jockey of your one eyed horse
I'm talking bout your dong of course
Someday when youíre old and bored
You'll wish that you had shown it more
It's the reason that the world was born
Every girl believes in unicorns
Doing ding dong
Someday random chubbys will be gone
Doing ding dong
Can't believe I wrote a whole schlong song
LÅT :D 2009-07-06 @ 15:42:50
It clears, i start to sense it. where am i
my mind is clouded as are my sight, cant even
see my hand infront of my face, is it there
or are my limbs away. my mouth is dry, have
i done it again, say?-
hit me. throw me down into the mud
clear my view of what can be done. many years
of hypnosis for my innerself. The show of many
generations. show me... Show you
Pain in my eyes. my visions coming back, i hear
sighs, maybe myself. Snakes of smoke coming at me,
I see pink eye in the reflecion of my watch, screams
coming from everywhere, i try to fend it off!
I must leave this place, i have to try to find
an openning..Where...
here
hit me. throw me down into the mud,
clear my view of what can be done. many years
of hypnosis for my innerself. The show of many
generations. show me... show you
The grey is fading, i can see through the smoke
i see you sitting lying besides all tapped out, in
your reality. Grab the handle and i open the back -
of a van, storm out, i smell the hot pavement and
broken beer bottles, my knees are struggling to hold.
as are the crimson sky. a suit walks by, i can hear the
sirens in the background, fear... Jumping into the van
shutting the door, trying to get back into the hell of smoke
To late, im out and free...
This is the result of my handicap, the show of my "you".
clear my view of what can be done. many years-
of hypnosis for my innerself. The show of many
generations. show me...
Show it to the next
my mind is clouded as are my sight, cant even
see my hand infront of my face, is it there
or are my limbs away. my mouth is dry, have
i done it again, say?-
hit me. throw me down into the mud
clear my view of what can be done. many years
of hypnosis for my innerself. The show of many
generations. show me... Show you
Pain in my eyes. my visions coming back, i hear
sighs, maybe myself. Snakes of smoke coming at me,
I see pink eye in the reflecion of my watch, screams
coming from everywhere, i try to fend it off!
I must leave this place, i have to try to find
an openning..Where...
here
hit me. throw me down into the mud,
clear my view of what can be done. many years
of hypnosis for my innerself. The show of many
generations. show me... show you
The grey is fading, i can see through the smoke
i see you sitting lying besides all tapped out, in
your reality. Grab the handle and i open the back -
of a van, storm out, i smell the hot pavement and
broken beer bottles, my knees are struggling to hold.
as are the crimson sky. a suit walks by, i can hear the
sirens in the background, fear... Jumping into the van
shutting the door, trying to get back into the hell of smoke
To late, im out and free...
This is the result of my handicap, the show of my "you".
clear my view of what can be done. many years-
of hypnosis for my innerself. The show of many
generations. show me...
Show it to the next
Låt xD 2009-02-09 @ 16:48:40
Har börjat i ett nytt "band" med kompisar och hade tråkigt på jobbet så skrev en låt ^^
ge hur mycker kritik ni vill :P
VERS 1
Hey i see toy walking Dont you notice
the ruins of ancient civilisations outshines
the wonders of today. Even I who struggle
to make a difference will sucumb to greed
and gluttony and look for that disgustfull Pay-day
REF 1
We live in the Reign of poverty
Walks on the streets of fake morality
basks in the ponds of bitter-sweet agony
This is the society we live in
The one that can be called Center of sin
REF 2
Clean up the mess you made.. God..
Clean up the mess so we can live without you
Clean upp the mess... You...
VERS 2
We cling to religion to save us
When religion is what makes us fall
Look at christianity what evil havent
been done in it's name, they makes you crawl
REF 2
Clean up the mess you made.. God..
Clean up the mess so we can live without you
Clean upp the mess... You...
VERS 3
Can we make this earth a home or will we
make it a city dump that fills with dreams
of the less fortunate If we dont stop Gaia
will become the next hitler!
REF 1
We live in the Reign of poverty
Walks on the streets of fake morality
basks in the ponds of bitter-sweet agony
This is the society we live in
The one that can be called Center of sin
REF 2
Clean up the mess you made.. God..
Clean up the mess so we can live without you
Clean upp the mess... You...
ge hur mycker kritik ni vill :P
VERS 1
Hey i see toy walking Dont you notice
the ruins of ancient civilisations outshines
the wonders of today. Even I who struggle
to make a difference will sucumb to greed
and gluttony and look for that disgustfull Pay-day
REF 1
We live in the Reign of poverty
Walks on the streets of fake morality
basks in the ponds of bitter-sweet agony
This is the society we live in
The one that can be called Center of sin
REF 2
Clean up the mess you made.. God..
Clean up the mess so we can live without you
Clean upp the mess... You...
VERS 2
We cling to religion to save us
When religion is what makes us fall
Look at christianity what evil havent
been done in it's name, they makes you crawl
REF 2
Clean up the mess you made.. God..
Clean up the mess so we can live without you
Clean upp the mess... You...
VERS 3
Can we make this earth a home or will we
make it a city dump that fills with dreams
of the less fortunate If we dont stop Gaia
will become the next hitler!
REF 1
We live in the Reign of poverty
Walks on the streets of fake morality
basks in the ponds of bitter-sweet agony
This is the society we live in
The one that can be called Center of sin
REF 2
Clean up the mess you made.. God..
Clean up the mess so we can live without you
Clean upp the mess... You...